THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to eat nandos

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power drown in water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!