The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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the power to make glass clear

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!