The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to smell poop

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the power to be able to blow air

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!