You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to see forever

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!