The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to watch tv

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to not exist.

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The power to control dodos

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to like this power

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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Nihat Do?an

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!