The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to breathe

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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the ability to become black.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!