The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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Ladder hands.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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the power to read captchas

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!