the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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To call me maybe

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to change your eye color.

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Being a freemason

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!