every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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the power to hate nature

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to die on command

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!