The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The ability to fart pee.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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the power to get blood clots

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to speak braille

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The power to fall up.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!