The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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the power to breath through your skin.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to see into the present

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to sweat acid.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!