- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

The power of not knowing

The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

The power to waste time reading this.

The power to take away powers but only your own.

The power to turn wine into water

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

The Power to lose a fight before it begins

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

The power to mind control inanimate objects.

The power to come second in any race

The power to slip on anything.

the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

The power to see through thin air

The power to turn gold into lead.

The power to repel women.

Pointless Super Powers