The power to change your eye color.

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to change your emotions

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!