The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to have no powers

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to die while dieing

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!