The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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A good Kisser

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to die when you die

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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God tier Waste of Space

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!