God tier Waste of Space

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to turn into an escalator

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!