The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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32% Levitation.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!