The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to be a woman

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to create powers

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to die early.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to eat your own face.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!