The power to die

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to not have any powers

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power of self mind control

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!