The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to have no power.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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hello

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!