The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!