The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to be a gamer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!