The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to see through windows

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to explode on demand.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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A good Kisser

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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32% Levitation.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!