The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to explode on the moon

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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to make asians smart

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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the power to control urine

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to see through windows

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!