The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to eat nandos

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power drown in water

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!