The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to die when you die

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to dance really well

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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God tier Waste of Space

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!