The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to predict the present

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!