The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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to make asians smart

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to eat nandos

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!