The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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the power to be wrong

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to not exist.

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The power to control dodos

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to like this power

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!