The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to breathe

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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the ability to become black.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to watch tv

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!