The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to never stop shitting.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to kill yourself.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!