the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to grow one wing

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to mind reeds

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Ladder hands.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!