the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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the ability to become black.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to fall up.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to plank

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to control sloths

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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the ability to lick your own anus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!