The power to plank

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to control sloths

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to see forever

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!