The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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the power to make glass clear

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to not exist.

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The power to control dodos

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to smell poop

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The power to like this power

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!