The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to write only the letter R

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!