The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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Ladder hands.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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the power to read captchas

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!