The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!