The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to die when you change emotions

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!