The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to have a power

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to never get drunk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!