The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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the power to fly while under water

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to not have any powers

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The ability to not have a super power.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!