the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!