The power to be stupid

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the power to have a dick in the box

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to make asians smart

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!