The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to think salmon.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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the ability to post here

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!