the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to see through thin air

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!