- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to only fart in public

The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

The power to speak braille

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

The power to communicate with dandelions.

the power to be permanently unconfortable.

The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

the power to fart every time you blink

The power to turn gold into lead.

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

The ability to smell shit from miles away.

The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

The power to feel pain when ever you want

The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

Pointless Super Powers