The power to only be drunk while driving.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to change your emotions

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!