The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to not have a power.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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the power to become retarded

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to live.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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the power to go on this website

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to change your emotions

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!