power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to see through air

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to speak braille

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!