The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to only make burnt toast

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!